News flash! News flash! Clinton committed "terrible moral error"!

Ladies and gentlemen, you won't believe this, but former President William Jefferson Clinton stated in an interview with Dan Rather that will air Sunday night on "60 Minutes" that he committed a "terrible moral error" in his infidelity with Monica Lewinsky that put him "in the doghouse" with the Queen Mother. Folks, I can't believe it! This is devastating news! Bill Clinton? A "terrible moral error"? My God! What's next? Ted Kennedy on a drunken weekend with a secretary? This is the story of the young century! Extra! Extra! Read all about it! here.