Some like it hot

My friend, The Sicilian, posted a picture recently of one of our other compadres in the war on stupidity, Neil, performing a lewd and lascivious act upon a cardboard cutout. Not to be outdone, I feel compelled to share with you, my loyal fans, (or anyone who gives a shit, or not...) my own dark journey into the world of lust after inanimate objects. Happy birthday, Mr. President.